in thoughts...

P just sent me this email... rather interesting... ;)

I dunno why I like cats... I mean I like dogs too, but I prefer cats... more... character... hee... and so so so pretty and graceful... love them... haughty creatures but just so adorable...

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Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless
acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening
of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a
really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair
in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in
the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the
cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the
length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in
a position as uncomfortable for the people involved,
and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just
about any counter top that has anything remotely
interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to
obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he
gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is
served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very
long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's
desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor
destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as
possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot
of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone
will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into
bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the
most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat
within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her
embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to
show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly
proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible;
often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining
human.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume,
minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion
to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to
interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to
reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

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