in thoughts...
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
From Shiyun's!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joanna!
- Joanna will always turn right when leaving a cave.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Joanna state'.
- Joanna is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Joanna, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Joanna!
- If you drop Joanna from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Joanna.
- The risk of being struck by Joanna is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Joanna and water!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Joanna with his left foot!
ha. damn funny..
after being stepped on by Armstrong and dropped from the top of empire building, Joanna did not become a vegetable, but is a fruit (sweet..) that became used to make pencils.
The risk of being struck by Joanna is one occurence every 9,300 years! - i get to hit people and say that it's an experience of almost 10000 lifetimes! heh.
Sidenote: i just killed a kind of flying ant. and it actually smells really nice leh. like some grape-flavoured eraser kinda smell. weird.
posted by Sodium-squared at 5/02/2006 09:26:00 PM
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